COVID OUTSIDE! Holiday t-shirt

COVID OUTSIDE! Holiday t-shirt

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As if the song weren't inappropriate enough, we ruined it more. You'll catch your death out there.


I really can't stay

Baby it's COVID outside

I gotta go away

Baby it's COVID outside

This evening has been

Been hoping that you'd dropped in

So very nice

I'll hold your hands they're just like ice

My mother will start to worry

Beautiful what's your hurry?

My father will be pacing the floor

Listen to the fireplace roar

So really I'd better scurry

Beautiful please don't hurry

Well maybe just a half a drink more

I'll put some records on while I pour

The neighbors might think

Baby it's deadly out there

Say what's in this drink?

No cabs to be had out there

I wish I knew how

Your eyes are like starlight now

To break this spell

I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

Why thank you

I ought to say no, no, no sir

Mind if move in closer?

At least I'm gonna say that I tried

What's the sense in wearing a mask?

I really can't stay

Baby don't hold out

Baby it's COVID outside

Ah, you're very pushy you know?

I like to think of it as opportunistic

I simply must go

Baby it's COVID outside

The answer is no

But baby it's COVID outside

The welcome has been

How lucky that you dropped in

So nice and warm

Look out the window at that storm

My sister will be suspicious

Gosh your lips look delicious!

My brother will be there at the door

Waves upon a tropical shore

My maiden aunt's mind is vicious

Gosh your lips are delicious!

Well maybe just a cigarette more

Never such a blizzard before

And I don't even smoke

I've got to get home

Baby you'll freeze out there

Say lend me your comb

It's up to your knees out there!

You've really been grand,

I feel when I touch your hand

But don't you see?

How can you do this thing to me?

There's bound to be talk tomorrow

Think of my life long sorrow!

At least there will be plenty implied

If you caught pneumonia and died!

I really can't stay

Get over that old out

Baby it's COVID

Baby it's COVID outside

Okay fine, just another drink then

That took a lot of convincing!



Fabric laundered, 4.3 oz., 100% combed ringspun cotton

Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar

Tear away label